When I was only 36 My father sat me down And asked when my cuckin ways Would finally settle down I told him sure as jesus died Up on that fuckin cross I'd never stop my cuckin Til the fuckin wheels rolled off He looked me in the eyes and said You've brought our family shame I dont know if the chemtrails Or the fluoride is to blame But either way im sad to say The cancers getting worse Im askin what did i do To allow this awful curse I looked my old man up and down And pitied that poor fool My cuckin is a way of life And not just to look cool When god created Eve How long did it take Fore god caught Adam jerkin off To eve fuckin that snake Its in my bones its in my blood To cuck forevermore Ill probably die cuckin Just like grandpa did before So old man dont you threaten me With all your moral trash And if there’s a god above id like To cuck his holy ass My daddy heard the words i sad And gripped his chest in pain His face turned red as turnips And his eyes popped out in veins And as he keeled over how My mom began to wail Callin for a doctor but his heart Already failed My brother came a runnin in And yelled what have you done? We wrestled on the floor until i Got his fuckin gun He said well you just shoot me Cuz you already killed pa I threw the gun across the room And slugged him in the jaw My wife came a runnin in To see what was the fuss Then held her hands up to her mouth To see the two of us My brothers face all bloody And my dad stiff as a brick Mama shriekin like she caught A mouse trap with her dick My brother said its all your fault You filthy little whore Just then our local pastor Popped his head in through the door He said see what i told you All sinners surely pay My wife pulled out a derringer And blew his ass away My brother strugglin to stand up Tried to reach the phone But i got to it first and ripped The cord right out the wall My momma she just fainted like A lady's prone to do Of Course my gal just shot a man But hey what can you do Well next she aimed her tiny gun Straight at my brothers head And said call me a whore again Ill fill yer skull with lead Of course my brothers stupid And he jumped at her so fast That bullet went straight thru his dick And out his fuckin ass Our house was now a crime scene With Half my family dead All i could do was hold my boo And shake my fuckin head I guess its just a mystery And man will never see that cuckin aint fuckin crime Its just a way to be For if you love her let her go And suck your buddy's dick I cant tell you exactly why It gets my cock all stiff The moral of the story is- oh i dont fuckin know Lifes a bitch so take a seat And just enjoy the show!

Some folk' might call me a loser some say i been drinkin too much scotch Just Cause i get my kicks From other fella's dicks Entering my wife while i just watch To me it aint cheatin' In fact most times i pick The guys she screws You could call me a swinger But i think we got the finger On the pulse of what Keeps marriage fresh & new I keep cuckin Cuz Its what turns me on I keep cucking All nite long I keep cuckin Yeah cuz It makes the fire last And if you dont like it Well You can cuck my ass In town im known as the cuck king There aint a stud in town i havent seen Last week on the highway We picked up a stranger Who was thumbin for a ride To Tennessee Sometimes i capture it on cameras Ive installed in our room all discreet And if im disrespected by any former buddies Ill post those vids online for all to see I keep cuckin Cuz Its what gets me goin I keep cucking Just cuz it turns me I keep cuckin Cuz its makes the fire last And if you dont like it Well You can cuck my ass I get excited just a watchin her ball I get excited watchin her swallow balls Maybe I'm twisted, but id venture to bet You're probably a cuck too you just havent tried yet My pa was just a cuck His pa was just a cuck The women in my family Had the best fuckin luck Not havin to worry bout foolin around I guess for ladies cuckin is The best game in town I keep cuckin Cuz Its what turns me on I keep cucking All nite long I keep cuckin Yeah cuz It makes the fire last And if you dont like it Well You can cuck my ass

Remember when you dated That big girl from online You loved the girl so dearly Back in 2009 You bought a pair of tickets To the Musical Cats Too bad she stood you up To fuck that Cowboy from Chats-worth And in 2010, she did it again With a big ol honkin johnson From the Carribian You thought you was the father But its hard to ignore Even that newborn baby's dick Was bigger than yours! nvoluntary Cuck Involuntary Cuck She knows you know shes cheatin And she dont give a fuck She's giving me a blowjob In the back of your truck I guess thats how it goes for an Involuntary Cuck Well After the divorce and movin Outta yer home You thought you'd never love again But boy were you wrong You met a mamcita Dancin salsa one night And You know what they say boy Lightnin' never strikes twice But now im sure that it does Cuz she was fuckin yer cuz She said that she was drunk But it was only a buzz Family get togethers Suck enough as it is But now you gotta worry who Your cousins will kiss Involuntary Cuck Involuntary Cuck She knows you know shes cheatin And she dont give a fuck She's giving me a blowjob In the back of your truck I guess thats how it goes for an Involuntary Cuck

I remember that old Road Where we used to go Down To find us a bull She could wrangle And since she's passed on Her memory is still strong Of her ridin those boys in The shitter how i to used to love To watch my sweet dove Get her ass reamed by stranger At the old truck stop cuck shop Where we used to mingle I thought it would last forever Well I remember one winter When I nearly hit her We were arguin over a payment But Then ours eyes locked And i knew she needed cock Not the kind any husband could provide her So she put on that dress That The boys loved the best The one that hikes up to the beaver At the old truck stop cuck shop We'd film some pornos That I can still watch while i grieve her Its been six long years Since me n her cucked I can still hear the moans as I watched her Seein those big boys stuff her Snatch full of toys Sometimes id slurp up what they left her At the old truck stop cuck shop Nobody judged you I heard that theyd tore down the place But i hears in heaven Theres a cuck stop still runnin And i know we'll both be there someday... I know we'll both be there, someday

He's haulin ass fast In his F three five oh But he aint late for church He's just enjoyin the show Hes got Two bodies In the bed of his truck And No he aint no killer Hes just a goddamn cuck Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck Watchin his old lady Tame a big wild buck! Hes hopin that those Red and blue Lights dont appear While checkin out the orgy In his rear view mirror Hes just about to cum I Hope he finishes fast Cuz if he's to distracted Its a sure fire way to crash Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck Watchin his old lady Have one helluva fuck Hes sploojin on the wheel Hearin his wife squeal But that tree came outta nowhere And you know the deal Next thing you know that trio's Fuckin gone with the wind God knows if they survive They'll all be at it again Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck Cuckin in a Truck And even though they died It was one helluva cuck

My old man worked like a sonofabitch We we werent poor but we sure aint rich He waa Just Trying to provide for the family So late at night when he came home We knew best to leave the man alone With ma and whoever came over that night for dinner When the lights went off it was time for bed We'd say our prayers and lay our heads Down while pa and ma talked to our guest My sister thought it all seemed wrong But i knew papas days were long And mom she needed something to excite her You could hear that noise all night long Some lucky gentleman screwin our mom While pa was busy catchin it on camera The next day was awkward as hell But at least we had a story at school to tell Mom in the kitchen just a itchin a rash And if that aint cuckin Ill cuck yer ass If that aint cuckin Than It's against the law If that aint cuckin It'll sure drop yer jaw Its not prostitution If No one took no cash Dad on chair while a man pulled her An if that aint cuckin Ill cuck yer ass Well in 2001 when the towers went down Poor bush had to turn the country around To see that terroism had to be defeated The economy was sunk thanks to The clinton gang And my family they sure felt the pain But daddy he just powered thru the horse shit And the more our nation seemed to morn The more new men came to our door And sometimes even ladies who looked like Ellen It was hard to sleep through all that noise But i was proud of my parents choice To share the love they had with those around them When i grew up and left the home Finally got a solid nights sleep alone Not hear my dad direct the action But when i do visit its still the same Dads friends all comin over for a big gang bang Mom loved it too with her kinky ass And if that ain cuckin ill cuck yer ass If that aint cuckin Then there should be a law If that aint cuckin It'll sure drop yer jaw Its not prostitution If No one took no cash My dad watchin mom in a big sweaty mass An if that aint cuckin Ill cuck yer ass