My old man worked like a sonofabitch
We we werent poor but we sure aint rich
He waa Just Trying to provide for the family
So late at night when he came home
We knew best to leave the man alone
With ma and whoever came over that night for dinner
When the lights went off it was time for bed
We'd say our prayers and lay our heads
Down while pa and ma talked to our guest
My sister thought it all seemed wrong
But i knew papas days were long
And mom she needed something to excite her
You could hear that noise all night long
Some lucky gentleman screwin our mom
While pa was busy catchin it on camera
The next day was awkward as hell
But at least we had a story at
school to tell
Mom in the kitchen just a itchin a rash
And if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
If that aint cuckin
Than It's against the law
If that aint cuckin
It'll sure drop yer jaw
Its not prostitution
If No one took no cash
Dad on chair while a man pulled her
An if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
Well in 2001 when the towers went down
Poor bush had to turn the country around
To see that terroism had to be defeated
The economy was sunk thanks to The clinton gang
And my family they sure felt the pain
But daddy he just powered thru the horse shit
And the more our nation seemed to morn
The more new men came to our door
And sometimes even ladies who looked like Ellen
It was hard to sleep through all that noise
But i was proud of my parents choice
To share the love they had with those around them
When i grew up and left the home
Finally got a solid nights sleep alone
Not hear my dad direct the action
But when i do visit its still the same
Dads friends all comin over for a big gang bang
Mom loved it too with her kinky ass
And if that ain cuckin ill cuck yer ass
If that aint cuckin
Then there should be a law
If that aint cuckin
It'll sure drop yer jaw
Its not prostitution
If No one took no cash
My dad watchin mom in a big sweaty mass
An if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
credits
from Keep Cuckin',
released November 25, 2016
Inspired by David Allan Coe
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