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When I was only 36
My father sat me down
And asked when my cuckin ways
Would finally settle down
I told him sure as jesus died
Up on that fuckin cross
I'd never stop my cuckin
Til the fuckin wheels rolled off
He looked me in the eyes and said
You've brought our family shame
I dont know if the chemtrails
Or the fluoride is to blame
But either way im sad to say
The cancers getting worse
Im askin what did i do
To allow this awful curse
I looked my old man up and down
And pitied that poor fool
My cuckin is a way of life
And not just to look cool
When god created Eve
How long did it take
Fore god caught Adam jerkin off
To eve fuckin that snake
Its in my bones its in my blood
To cuck forevermore
Ill probably die cuckin
Just like grandpa did before
So old man dont you threaten me
With all your moral trash
And if there’s a god above id like
To cuck his holy ass
My daddy heard the words i sad
And gripped his chest in pain
His face turned red as turnips
And his eyes popped out in veins
And as he keeled over how
My mom began to wail
Callin for a doctor but his heart
Already failed
My brother came a runnin in
And yelled what have you done?
We wrestled on the floor until i
Got his fuckin gun
He said well you just shoot me
Cuz you already killed pa
I threw the gun across the room
And slugged him in the jaw
My wife came a runnin in
To see what was the fuss
Then held her hands up to her mouth
To see the two of us
My brothers face all bloody
And my dad stiff as a brick
Mama shriekin like she caught
A mouse trap with her dick
My brother said its all your fault
You filthy little whore
Just then our local pastor
Popped his head in through the door
He said see what i told you
All sinners surely pay
My wife pulled out a derringer
And blew his ass away
My brother strugglin to stand up
Tried to reach the phone
But i got to it first and ripped
The cord right out the wall
My momma she just fainted like
A lady's prone to do
Of Course my gal just shot a man
But hey what can you do
Well next she aimed her tiny gun
Straight at my brothers head
And said call me a whore again
Ill fill yer skull with lead
Of course my brothers stupid
And he jumped at her so fast
That bullet went straight thru his dick
And out his fuckin ass
Our house was now a crime scene
With Half my family dead
All i could do was hold my boo
And shake my fuckin head
I guess its just a mystery
And man will never see
that cuckin aint fuckin crime
Its just a way to be
For if you love her let her go
And suck your buddy's dick
I cant tell you exactly why
It gets my cock all stiff
The moral of the story is-
oh i dont fuckin know
Lifes a bitch so take a seat
And just enjoy the show!
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Keep Cuckin'
03:01
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Some folk' might call me a loser
some say i been drinkin too much scotch
Just Cause i get my kicks
From other fella's dicks
Entering my wife while i just watch
To me it aint cheatin'
In fact most times i pick The guys she screws
You could call me a swinger
But i think we got the finger
On the pulse of what
Keeps marriage fresh & new
I keep cuckin
Cuz Its what turns me on
I keep cucking
All nite long
I keep cuckin
Yeah cuz It makes the fire last
And if you dont like it
Well You can cuck my ass
In town im known as the cuck king
There aint a stud in town i havent seen
Last week on the highway
We picked up a stranger
Who was thumbin for a ride
To Tennessee
Sometimes i capture it on cameras
Ive installed in our room all discreet
And if im disrespected by any former buddies
Ill post those vids online for all to see
I keep cuckin
Cuz Its what gets me goin
I keep cucking
Just cuz it turns me
I keep cuckin
Cuz its makes the fire last
And if you dont like it
Well You can cuck my ass
I get excited just a watchin her ball
I get excited watchin her swallow balls
Maybe I'm twisted, but id venture to bet
You're probably a cuck too you just havent tried yet
My pa was just a cuck
His pa was just a cuck
The women in my family
Had the best fuckin luck
Not havin to worry bout foolin around
I guess for ladies cuckin is
The best game in town
I keep cuckin
Cuz Its what turns me on
I keep cucking
All nite long
I keep cuckin
Yeah cuz It makes the fire last
And if you dont like it
Well You can cuck my ass
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Involuntary Cuck
03:15
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Remember when you dated
That big girl from online
You loved the girl so dearly
Back in 2009
You bought a pair of tickets
To the Musical Cats
Too bad she stood you up
To fuck that Cowboy from Chats-worth
And in 2010, she did it again
With a big ol honkin johnson
From the Carribian
You thought you was the father
But its hard to ignore
Even that newborn baby's dick
Was bigger than yours!
nvoluntary Cuck
Involuntary Cuck
She knows you know shes cheatin
And she dont give a fuck
She's giving me a blowjob
In the back of your truck
I guess thats how it goes for an
Involuntary Cuck
Well After the divorce and movin
Outta yer home
You thought you'd never love again
But boy were you wrong
You met a mamcita
Dancin salsa one night
And You know what they say boy
Lightnin' never strikes twice
But now im sure that it does
Cuz she was fuckin yer cuz
She said that she was drunk
But it was only a buzz
Family get togethers
Suck enough as it is
But now you gotta worry who
Your cousins will kiss
Involuntary Cuck
Involuntary Cuck
She knows you know shes cheatin
And she dont give a fuck
She's giving me a blowjob
In the back of your truck
I guess thats how it goes for an
Involuntary Cuck
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I remember that old Road
Where we used to go
Down To find us a bull
She could wrangle
And since she's passed on
Her memory is still strong
Of her ridin those boys in
The shitter
how i to used to love
To watch my sweet dove
Get her ass reamed by stranger
At the old truck stop cuck shop
Where we used to mingle
I thought it would last forever
Well I remember one winter
When I nearly hit her
We were arguin over a payment
But Then ours eyes locked
And i knew she needed cock
Not the kind any husband could provide her
So she put on that dress
That The boys loved the best
The one that hikes up to the beaver
At the old truck stop cuck shop
We'd film some pornos
That I can still watch while i grieve her
Its been six long years
Since me n her cucked
I can still hear the moans as I watched her
Seein those big boys stuff her
Snatch full of toys
Sometimes id slurp up what they left her
At the old truck stop cuck shop
Nobody judged you
I heard that theyd tore down the place
But i hears in heaven
Theres a cuck stop still runnin
And i know we'll both be there someday...
I know we'll both be there, someday
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Cuckin' in a Truck
03:28
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He's haulin ass fast
In his F three five oh
But he aint late for church
He's just enjoyin the show
Hes got Two bodies
In the bed of his truck
And No he aint no killer
Hes just a goddamn cuck
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
Watchin his old lady
Tame a big wild buck!
Hes hopin that those Red and blue
Lights dont appear
While checkin out the orgy
In his rear view mirror
Hes just about to cum
I Hope he finishes fast
Cuz if he's to distracted
Its a sure fire way to crash
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
Watchin his old lady
Have one helluva fuck
Hes sploojin on the wheel
Hearin his wife squeal
But that tree came outta nowhere
And you know the deal
Next thing you know that trio's
Fuckin gone with the wind
God knows if they survive
They'll all be at it again
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
Cuckin in a Truck
And even though they died
It was one helluva cuck
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If That Ain't Cuckin'
03:32
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My old man worked like a sonofabitch
We we werent poor but we sure aint rich
He waa Just Trying to provide for the family
So late at night when he came home
We knew best to leave the man alone
With ma and whoever came over that night for dinner
When the lights went off it was time for bed
We'd say our prayers and lay our heads
Down while pa and ma talked to our guest
My sister thought it all seemed wrong
But i knew papas days were long
And mom she needed something to excite her
You could hear that noise all night long
Some lucky gentleman screwin our mom
While pa was busy catchin it on camera
The next day was awkward as hell
But at least we had a story at
school to tell
Mom in the kitchen just a itchin a rash
And if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
If that aint cuckin
Than It's against the law
If that aint cuckin
It'll sure drop yer jaw
Its not prostitution
If No one took no cash
Dad on chair while a man pulled her
An if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
Well in 2001 when the towers went down
Poor bush had to turn the country around
To see that terroism had to be defeated
The economy was sunk thanks to The clinton gang
And my family they sure felt the pain
But daddy he just powered thru the horse shit
And the more our nation seemed to morn
The more new men came to our door
And sometimes even ladies who looked like Ellen
It was hard to sleep through all that noise
But i was proud of my parents choice
To share the love they had with those around them
When i grew up and left the home
Finally got a solid nights sleep alone
Not hear my dad direct the action
But when i do visit its still the same
Dads friends all comin over for a big gang bang
Mom loved it too with her kinky ass
And if that ain cuckin ill cuck yer ass
If that aint cuckin
Then there should be a law
If that aint cuckin
It'll sure drop yer jaw
Its not prostitution
If No one took no cash
My dad watchin mom in a big sweaty mass
An if that aint cuckin
Ill cuck yer ass
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