Remember when you dated
That big girl from online
You loved the girl so dearly
Back in 2009
You bought a pair of tickets
To the Musical Cats
Too bad she stood you up
To fuck that Cowboy from Chats-worth
And in 2010, she did it again
With a big ol honkin johnson
From the Carribian
You thought you was the father
But its hard to ignore
Even that newborn baby's dick
Was bigger than yours!
nvoluntary Cuck
Involuntary Cuck
She knows you know shes cheatin
And she dont give a fuck
She's giving me a blowjob
In the back of your truck
I guess thats how it goes for an
Involuntary Cuck
Well After the divorce and movin
Outta yer home
You thought you'd never love again
But boy were you wrong
You met a mamcita
Dancin salsa one night
And You know what they say boy
Lightnin' never strikes twice
But now im sure that it does
Cuz she was fuckin yer cuz
She said that she was drunk
But it was only a buzz
Family get togethers
Suck enough as it is
But now you gotta worry who
Your cousins will kiss
Involuntary Cuck
Involuntary Cuck
She knows you know shes cheatin
And she dont give a fuck
She's giving me a blowjob
In the back of your truck
I guess thats how it goes for an
Involuntary Cuck
credits
from Keep Cuckin',
track released November 25, 2016
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