When I was only 36
My father sat me down
And asked when my cuckin ways
Would finally settle down
I told him sure as jesus died
Up on that fuckin cross
I'd never stop my cuckin
Til the fuckin wheels rolled off
He looked me in the eyes and said
You've brought our family shame
I dont know if the chemtrails
Or the fluoride is to blame
But either way im sad to say
The cancers getting worse
Im askin what did i do
To allow this awful curse

I looked my old man up and down
And pitied that poor fool
My cuckin is a way of life
And not just to look cool
When god created Eve
How long did it take
Fore god caught Adam jerkin off
To eve fuckin that snake
Its in my bones its in my blood
To cuck forevermore
Ill probably die cuckin
Just like grandpa did before
So old man dont you threaten me
With all your moral trash
And if there’s a god above id like
To cuck his holy ass

My daddy heard the words i sad
And gripped his chest in pain
His face turned red as turnips
And his eyes popped out in veins
And as he keeled over how
My mom began to wail
Callin for a doctor but his heart
Already failed
My brother came a runnin in
And yelled what have you done?
We wrestled on the floor until i
Got his fuckin gun
He said well you just shoot me
Cuz you already killed pa
I threw the gun across the room
And slugged him in the jaw

My wife came a runnin in
To see what was the fuss
Then held her hands up to her mouth
To see the two of us
My brothers face all bloody
And my dad stiff as a brick
Mama shriekin like she caught
A mouse trap with her dick
My brother said its all your fault
You filthy little whore
Just then our local pastor
Popped his head in through the door
He said see what i told you
All sinners surely pay
My wife pulled out a derringer
And blew his ass away

My brother strugglin to stand up
Tried to reach the phone
But i got to it first and ripped
The cord right out the wall
My momma she just fainted like
A lady's prone to do
Of Course my gal just shot a man
But hey what can you do
Well next she aimed her tiny gun
Straight at my brothers head
And said call me a whore again
Ill fill yer skull with lead
Of course my brothers stupid
And he jumped at her so fast
That bullet went straight thru his dick
And out his fuckin ass

Our house was now a crime scene
With Half my family dead
All i could do was hold my boo
And shake my fuckin head
I guess its just a mystery
And man will never see
that cuckin aint fuckin crime
Its just a way to be
For if you love her let her go
And suck your buddy's dick
I cant tell you exactly why
It gets my cock all stiff
The moral of the story is-
oh i dont fuckin know
Lifes a bitch so take a seat
And just enjoy the show!